Gwyneth Paltrow to give us a “rest”

Gwyneth Paltrow, in a rare admission of fault, came out yesterday and said, “I am tired of pretending I can act, sing and dance or that I am pretty and have witty political comments people care about. It is time to tell the truth, I am a fraud. Even my first name is stupid.”

It was a surprise to many in Hollywood but not a shock. “I think we will start to see more of this especially with all the financial and government fraud out there, some in Hollywood have felt left out,” said Hollywood reporter Issac Green. Ms. Paltrow has had a number of roles in TV and Film but none of them are memorable or especially good, said Green. Many believe she has gotten most of the work through her family connections not because she is talented and I guess that rub has finally hit home, Green added.

“I don’t get why she is popular she has never been in a good sex scene and I am not sure I would want to see her naked,” said self proclaimed Movie critic, Fred Army, waiting outside a Hollywood Multiplex and declining to see Ms. Paltrow’s new film featuring her as a country singer.”Why go see it, I mean she is not hot, she can’t sing, whats the point?” A point Ms. Paltrow seems to agree with, no doubt because of the recent panning of her new work in which one critic said, “I rather watch Megan Fox clean her teeth than endure anymore of Paltrow’s singing and dancing.”

With Paltrow’s admission some insiders belive Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson, Kristen Dunst, Jessica Simpson, Sara Jessica Parker and others will follow shortly. “If she gets some publicity I am sure others will follow,” said Green.

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